The Eleventh Day
Eleventh Day. Eleven pipers. Piping. Not a-piping, mind you. But piping hot. Like soul-searing New Orleans jazz. Like a boiling glass of absinthe. Like me. Happy Holidays.
it can't be truer than this!
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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Before you start thinking I've gone all soft on you, watch this cool video 'cause it has the best ending ever!
Not as phunny as phase 1, but cute nonetheless
Arthur Shawcross, who started his career as a serial killer in Watertown says he has the hots for an Irish redhead.
Tremendous Symbiosis of Progress and Nature. The Stockholm Metro, or Stockholms tunnelbana, is the metro system in Stockholm, Sweden. The system has three main lines and one hundred stations, 47 of which are subterranean and 53 are aboveground (surface and elevated) stations.
A train carrying liquefied propane derailed Monday morning, setting off an explosion and fire that forced evacuations from this small central New York city and shut down a section of highway. The 7 a.m. blast sent a huge fireball into the dawn sky.
Students from the University of Munich have invented an intelligent beer mat that comes with a built-in gravity and weight sensor. The former ensures the coaster is placed the right way up, while the weight sensor will measure the weight of the glass as well as its contents.